Total Medals Earned: 1,138 (From 260 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,075 Points
Medals Earned: 2/5 (55/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Medals Earned: 4/12 (185/440 points)
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
Beat the game.
Medals Earned: 3/6 (30/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 3/10 (40/150 points)
Send all three souls back to hell.
Upset Luke by not getting all three souls.
Kill all 15 locust in the game.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Medals Earned: 3/5 (35/50 points)
Beat the Game
Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)
Rambo is quite the prankster!
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!